So once there was a Van, and it was a good van. However, as you may notice, the van has some odd coloration. Why is that? Well, there once was this guy named Jeff (my brother), who liked to drive places. After what he did to the Contour GL (see next page), he was sentenced to drive the Van until he got his own car. Two wrecks later, Jeff finally did get his own car... but the van was in terrible shape.